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22 Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings for Glasses,
Cups & Tumblers

Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings on wine cups

It’s no secret that Americans love wine. Especially because wine makes the perfect pairing with a variety of occasions, from enjoying a glass after a long day, to socializing with friends at a bar, to drinking with dinner, to networking events and more. Nothing can slow the love or enthusiasm people have for wine, not even a national emergency or quarantine. In fact, in March 2020, wine sales grew by 66% according to Statista.

Integrate the widely shared love of wine into your next giveaway, fundraiser, or business idea with imprinted swag that has wine sayings, funny quotes, or words and phrases on them. Wine sayings pair perfectly on wine glasses and accessories, or you can add them to any product including t-shirts and apparel. Your logo can be printed on one side or worked in into one of our designs below. Custom printed wine tumblers and glasses make great giveaways and appreciation gifts for employees and customers. Or, they can be purchased and resold individually for fundraiser events, in retail stores, restaurants, bars, and more.

Here are 22 of the most popular wine quotes or sayings to spark some ideas:

1. Stay calm and quarantine on
Quarantine got you stressed? Keep calm and quarantine on while sipping your favorite wine out of the Modern Wine Glass. Add your own logo or quote to this stemless wine glass for a classy and elegant giveaway that will keep your employees and customers staying positive.

Glass stemless wine glass with quarantine quote

2. Virtual happy hour
Virtual happy hours have become the new way to go out during quarantine. Choose a platform like Zoom or FaceTime, schedule a time with family and friends, and pour a glass of wine in the 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass. This wine glass has a powder coated finish and double-wall insulation to keep your wine at the perfect temperature.

Stemless wine glass with funny quote

3. I survived the quarantine 2020
A historic pandemic, the toilet paper apocalypse, homeschooling and virtual events - the 2020 quarantine is a time to remember. Whether they were working from home or on the front lines, celebrate and show appreciate for your employees and clients with the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler. These wine tumblers have a durable construction making them ideal for all the outdoor adventures to come.

Stainless steel wine tumbler with fun quarantine saying

4. Quarantine and chill
While spending more time at home than ever, Americans looked for ways to keep themselves entertained with Netflix binges, virtual hangouts, online concerts, and of course wine. Featured is the 10 oz Vino2Go® Wine Tumbler that is double-wall insulated with a wine glass shaped inner chamber.

Travel wine tumbler with funny quarantine quote

5. Homeschooling mom of the year
Cheers to all the moms (and dads) who became science, math, writing, social studies, and gym teachers overnight. Not to mention balancing all the other life challenges. Celebrate all the Rockstar moms with the 9 oz Champagne Flute which allows beverages to stay cold for 24 hours and hot for at least 6.

Insulated wine tumbler with homeschool mom quote

6. Relative importance 2020 chart
As stay at home orders increased, so did wine consumption as you can see from the chart pictured on the 12 oz Covina Copper Lined Tumbler. This tumbler has a powder-finish for a modern look and has stainless steel, double-wall insulation.

Insulated stemless wine tumbler with funny 2020 quote

7. Morning – Coffee,  Night (or heck whenever) Wine
No matter what the time and what the beverage, the 14 oz Rain Tumbler has you covered with double-wall insulation that allows drinks to stay at desired temperatures longer. 

Stainless steel wine tumbler with coffee and wine quote

8. Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
It’s always more fun to share a bottle with friends. Add a metallic touch to your next corporate party of holiday event with the 18 oz Florence Stemless Wine Cup. It features a metallic design on the bottom for a classy look.

Copper dipped stemless wine glass with fun wine quote

9. Save water Drink wine
Enhance your wine wardrobe with this wine sweater that fits most wine glasses. It is a USA made, knitted acrylic beverage insulator. Add a saying to this unique promo item that will get people talking and wanting one for themselves

Knit wine glass sleeve with wine saying

10. Liquid Therapy
The Wine Party Kit has the all the essentials for hosting a fun night with family and friends to help to unwind after a long day or week. The kit includes a Vine2go® tumbler, a tote bag, cutting board, apron, leather coaster and waiter’s knife.

Wine kit with funny wine saying

Liquid Therapy - quarantine 2020
Watch your troubles vanish along with the liquid while sipping out of the 10 oz Vino2Go® Wine Tumbler. A double-wall tumbler has a wine glass shaped inner wall and snap on lid. After spending so much time indoors, this tumbler is the perfect companion for boating, golf, or any outdoor activity.

Travel wine tumbler with liquid therapy saying

11. Wine. Juice with more life experience.
Never worry about broken or shattered glasses with the 6 oz Plastic Wine Glass. It is made from rugged acrylic-blend plastic and is dishwasher safe. The wine glass pairs perfectly with our snack tray that is designed to hold your wine glass and hor d’oeuvres. Perfect or banquets, parties, and more.

Plastic wine cup with funny saying

12. Sip Sip Hooray
Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 13 oz Coleman® Claret Stainless Steel Wine Glass. This trusted brand name wine glass has a contoured shape and rim meant to enhance the aroma and taste. It is also made of vacuum insulated stainless steel able to keep your beverage at desired temperatures longer.

coleman stainless steel wine glass with fun quote

13. Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
The 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass will be there for you morning, day, or night. It has an attractive powder coated finish and double-wall insulation for hot or cold liquids. It comes in a variety of colors to compliment your brand colors.

Stemless wine glass with funny wine quote

14. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
For the coffee now and the wine later, the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler offered in an attractive stainless steel color is double-wall vacuum insulated to keep drinks at ideal temperatures longer. Its durable shatterproof construction makes it the perfect companion for indoor or outdoor use.

Stainless steel wine tumbler with quote

15. A good day starts with coffee & ends with wine.
Especially when sipping out of the highly recognizable name brand Corkcicle® Stemless Wine Cup. It is triple insulated, vacuum sealed, and has a non-slip bottom. These wine cups will keep beverages cold for 9 hours and hot for up to 3.

corkcicle stemless wine cup with funny wine saying

16. Wine a little…Laugh a lot
Not your ordinary wine glass, the 14 oz Silipint™ Wine Glass is a silicone wine glass that will not break, chip, crack or fade. It is even flexible enough to carry in your pocket! The Silipint™ wine glass is lightweight, and microwave, dishwasher, and freezer safe. Ideal for both indoor and outdoor dining, camping, tailgating and more.

Dark blue travel mug with funny coffee saying

17. You’re doing a “grape” job!
Show your appreciation by raising a glass to you team, clients, or employees for a job well done. Featured is the 15 oz Modern Stemless Wine Glass that provides a clear surface for your own saying or logo.

Stemless wine glass

18. You wine some, you lose some – now where did I put my glass?
This saying is pictured on the Artemis Stemless Glass that features a waterfall, rippled-bottom bowl. This elegant wine glass holds up to 17 oz and is sized for red wine.

Stemless wine glass with fun wine saying

19. It’s a wine wine situation.
Drinking wine out of a shatterproof wine glass? Now that’s a wine wine situation. The 12 oz Plastic Vinello Stemless wine glass is a customer favorite. It is made of a shatterproof plastic and is reusable. This wine glass is also made in the USA and offered in a variety of colors. For a vibrant look, you can also add your own quote or logo in full color. Perfect for summer fun, restaurants, festivals, golf events, and more.

Purple plastic stemless wine cup with wine saying

20. I thought BTW was code for “Buy The Wine!”
Or, “Bring the Wine!” Pour a glass in the classic Wine Country Goblet that will give your logo or saying a touch of elegance. It is stylishly designed with an optimal stem that allows for convenient holding.

Funny wine quote on goblet

21. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll have a bottle of cab sav. Wait a minute, give me TWO!!
This wine bag will hold your precious cargo in style when traveling to and from. Give your clients and employees a bottle of wine in the wine bag for an elegant gift they will appreciate (wine not included). Don’t worry, we have wine bag that hold up to 4 or 6 bottles, too!

Wine tote bag with funny quote

22. Tiny bubbles, in my wine, makes me happy, all the time…
There will be no need to “whine” about spilling and breaking the 16 oz Sturdy Stemless Cup. It is sturdy, portable and made of BPA-free plastic. Great for special events, restaurants and sporting events.

Stemless wine cup with wine quote

Add one of these popular sayings to any promo item to create some buzz for your brand. Do you have your own clever saying or quote? We have a team of talented graphic artists on-site who are ready to bring your vision to life.